Dear Friend,
It's that time of year again. Leaves are turning bright orange and deep red, pumpkins grace the front of nearly every house, and children everywhere will go from door to door tonight to celebrate Reformation Day.
It was nearly 500 years ago that Dr. Martin Luther struck the match that unleashed a consuming fire across the continent. Since he nailed his 95 theses to the door of the castle church at Wittenberg, children throughout the world have commemorated the anniversary with "theses or treats".
Moving from house to house, each young person is equipped with a hammer, nails, historic looking parchment, and a large pillowcase. After the children announce their intentions to nail theses to the door if denied a significant amount of candy, fun loving residents have 2 minutes and 30 seconds to provide heaping handfuls of Snickers bars or Reeses cups or face being condemned with the Holy See. As one resident recently told our field workers, "I'd much rather give candy to kids than be roped in with Johann Tetzel and papal indulgences!". A delightful tradition if ever there was one!
Sadly, many children today lack the resources to purchase the hammers, nails, parchments, quill pens and, yes, even the pillow cases they need to celebrate Reformation day aright. Their parents divert the funds that would go to proper Reformation Day observance to frivolous budget items like "college funds", "private school tuition", and "food".
Won't you join me to bring delight to these deserving upper-middle class children? All you need is a checkbook and a sharpened quill pen!
$50 can provide ONE PILLOWCASE to a child, $75 will ensure that they have the HAMMER and NAILS they need, a gift of $475 will provide one deserving child with EVERYTHING he/she needs to commemorate this important date in church history! The power is in your hands!
You can easily make a difference by sending your check/money order/cash/barter to:
Dr. Donald Sauerbraten
7 Parachute Drive
Orlando, Bermuda
78670
As a token of our appreciation, please accept the attached portrait of Martin Luther. Display it with the pride. Also, remember to include a return address with your contribution so that we can send you an attractive set of Savonarola adhesive address labels ... what better profile to grace your envelopes than the Italian forerunner of the Reformation?
Once again, our deepest thanks for your generous/sizable contribution!
Sincerely,
Donald Sauerbraten, D.Theol
President, Theses or Treats Committee 2005
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